Paisley Park VIP Tour

One of the reasons I visited Minneapolis was to visit Paisley Park, so I thought I’d post my thoughts about the experience.  Being the opinionated Prince fan that I am, you can expect this post to be lengthy.

I purchased a VIP tour for $100, with the promise of an hour and forty minutes of Purple hospitality.  I’m not going to walk you through room by room, but rather point out a few things I thought were interesting or worth mentioning.  Also, in doing some research to refresh my memory (because I’ve been busy!), I realized I could literally piece together pictures from the internet and show you the entire tour (start to finish, seriously), however, I won’t do that and ruin it for others.

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Paisley Park is located in Chanhassen, which is about thirty minutes from Minneapolis.  The first thing I noticed is how close it is to the street.  It’s literally right off the expressway.  But then I guess with the harsh Minnesota winters, who wants to get stuck midway up a long winding driveway.  I also noticed it’s not isolated in the least.  Maybe it was at one time but, just as a quick example, there’s a daycare right across the street from the main gate.

Paisley Park, seen from the street (photo by Bobak Ha’Eri)

I don’t know what the parking situation is for any of the other tours, but the VIP ticket directed me right to the parking lot in front of the building.  The lot is guarded, and all guests will be asked to show their tickets before you’ll be permitted on site.  The lobby is small, and there’s no seating available, so I wouldn’t recommend showing up too early.  Plus, there isn’t a lot to see in the entrance area anyway.

Don’t get me wrong, I generally enjoyed the tour, but I’m also going to mention a few minor gripes.  Like this one.  The VIP tour offers you a “unique and exclusive photo opportunity” for an extra $13.  This fee buys you a thumb drive to store your photo on.  And here’s my gripe.  I’ve already dropped $100, why not throw in the USB drive in as a perk?  Thumb drives are relatively cheap, especially when bought in bulk.  And, if I don’t want a pic, it would make for a nice keepsake.  I didn’t pay for a pic, but my sister did, so I’ll talk about that more in a minute.

Paisley Park USB. It comes with a lanyard and has a 1GB capacity.  Photo courtesy of Paisley Park.

In case you had any doubts, they’re very serious about security and the ‘no pictures’ policy.  We were immediately stopped at the door, asked what time our tour was, and my sister’s bag was thoroughly searched.  I recommend not even bringing a purse or bag, if possible.  You’ll be asked to turn your phone off, and remove your smart watch (if applicable), and both items are placed inside a Yondr bag.  The bag is then locked and handed back to you.  I love this idea, and I wish it was in use at more music venues.  I get tired of watching a concert through the screen on the person’s phone in front of me.  Put down your phone and enjoy the showAnyway, you won’t be able to access your phone again until you literally get ready to leave the building, so if you live and die by your phone this experience isn’t for you.  My only gripe about the bag is it would be nice if it had a strap to make it more convenient to carry.

Yondr bag

The tour begins in the atrium, where our guide immediately acknowledged Prince’s remains.  For those of you who aren’t aware, Prince was cremated, and his ashes were placed in a miniature replica of Paisley Park.  Yes, seriously.

Paisley Park urn, front.  It was designed by his sister and nephew.  His ashes are sealed in the front column.
Paisley Park urn, back.  There are doves in there somewhere.  No not real doves, miniature fake ones.  And, the lights actually work.

The urn is located inside a half-moon shaped plexiglass container that’s bolted to the wall overhead.  Brian, our soft-spoken tour guide, pointed out the remains, assured everyone that it’s ok to feel overwhelmed or emotional, then gave the group a moment to silently pay their respects.  I can assure you no one dramatically burst into tears.

The first thing I noticed was the container had a large crack in it.  And, curious person that I am, or maybe it was my OCD kicking in, I asked Brian one on one what happened.  However, he really didn’t have an answer for me.  And insert gripe in five, four, three, two….

Why not take the container down until you can get it fixed or replaced?  It looks tacky (with or without the crack) and we all know Prince was a perfectionist.  Personally I think the idea of putting his ashes on display is creepy.  But, at least they aren’t in a case on the main floor like a diamond in a Jared’s jewelry store display.  My thoughts are his remains should be in a more personal, restricted area, away from the prying eyes of any tour group.  But who knows, maybe that’s what he would’ve wanted.

There are several rooms in the atrium, filled with memorabilia and outfits, tvs showing videos on a loop, and a couple of guitars.  One of the things that stuck with me in this area was a notebook with hand written lyrics to Soft -n- Wet.  Prince had the most beautiful handwriting, the kind of loopy, romantic cursive typically attributed to girls or women.

The atrium.  Pic credit: Paisley Park/NPG records.
The lobby is located through the hallway on the right (where you can see daylight). On the upper level to the left is a cage with doves.

As the group was exploring the atrium and the small rooms around it, I ran into one of those guys.  You know, the auxiliary tour guide.  No, he doesn’t work at Paisley Park, but you’d think he did by all the supplemental trivia and ‘facts’ he felt compelled to share with anyone within earshot.

I first ran into him in a room dedicated to the Sign ‘o’ the Times era.  I quickly exited the room and entered into Prince’s office, and not even thirty seconds later he showed up again.  Because he started spewing information yet again, I immediately left that room as well, which I now regret.  Apparently in his office, there were several pictures on display, of his parents, a baby, and some other folks.  When someone asked the guide who they were, he said they were told to refer to them as ‘friends and family’ to protect their privacy.  And since the office was reportedly left just as he left it, one could assume the people in those pictures were near and dear to his heart.  I guess allowing Mr. Know It All to chase me from the room will give me a reason to visit again in a few years.

Next we filed into an editing bay full of directors chairs that, per the tour guide, aren’t usually there.  We were told we could have a seat, a rarity as we were told up front not to sit on anything unless specifically told we could do so.  Brian told us that Prince recorded almost every one of his performances, and he would use the room we were sitting in to review footage, much like a coach, looking for things that could be improved or eliminated.  He would also occasionally bring his band members in as well for coaching opportunities.  No surprise, like I said, he was a perfectionist.

We were shown a few concert clips, as examples of what it may have felt like to have been in the room during one of those ‘coaching’ sessions.  My initial observation was they were too short.  I had no idea it was the beginning of a trend.   Brian asked if we had any questions, and one immediately came to mind.  Prince recorded a hauntingly beautiful song called Power Fantastic, and it’s on the double CD album The Hits/The B Sides.  You can hear a snippet of it here.  I’d read in the liner notes that he played every instrument on the song except the horns, because those were the only instruments he didn’t know how to play.  So I waited patiently until it was my turn and I asked “did he ever learn to play horns?”

And ‘that guy‘ immediately answered ‘no’ with assurance and authority.  And I in turn shot him the stereotypical Black woman ‘did I ask you‘ look.  Soft spoken Brian didn’t miss a beat.  He gently grasped the mic on the wire connected to his earpiece and pressed the button to talk.  “Hey, does anyone know if he ever learned to play horns?”  He paused, smiled, nodded, then asked a follow-up question, “got any examples?”  He listened for a moment before he finally answered me.  “Yes.  I tried to get an example of a song, but no one had anything off the top of their heads.”  I want to take this opportunity to say, no matter how big a fan you are, and how much Purple knowledge you posses, please don’t be ‘that guy.’   It’s so annoying.  If you want to share your knowledge, apply for the job, confirm that your knowledge is correct, and get paid to dispense with your fountain trivial information.

That guy.

Once we left the editing bay, we were shown the last known guitar Prince ever played, called The Purple Special.  It was hand made especially for him, and there’s an interesting story behind it.  It is the prettiest shade of purple, and pictures don’t do it justice.  You can read more about it here.

We finally left the atrium and stepped into Prince’s galaxy room.   It’s a very small space where Prince liked to relax and meditate.  There’s a short clip set up on a monitor in the room, from an Oprah interview, where Prince is showing her the very same room.  This is the only room we visited that felt anything close to a room in normal home, in terms of size and furnishings.

The galaxy room.

On the other side of the galaxy room is recording studio B.  Here is where they take the picture on the VIP tour.  If you’ve read anything about the earlier VIP photos, you may remember there were some complaints about people doing inappropriate things with the piano.  Which, as a side note, isn’t really a piano but a keyboard with a piano frame built around it.  Because of those complaints, the photo-op has changed to include a picture with a large mural on the wall.  I know I had a gripe about the extra $13, but I will say that everyone in our group was given the opportunity to take multiple photos, as well as take group photos.  Remember I said my sister paid for the photo-op but I didn’t?  Well I’ve posted it below.  I did not want to take this photo, something about the space felt weird to me, but she convinced me it would memorialize our trip.  I’m glad I did, this is the first trip we’ve ever taken together with just the two of us.

Photos are taken by the guide with a professional camera mounted on a tripod and attached to a laptop.  The previous VIP photos were taken with the faux piano behind us.

There’s a ping-pong table in this space, as Prince was a vicious player, and some equipment to record live vocals over a Prince song.  The vocal recording is only available on Thursdays, so if this sounds interesting to you, plan accordingly (VIP tours only).  This is the other reason why they sell you the USB device.  One other perk with the VIP tour, it comes with brunch, served until 3pm on Sundays only.

As we made our way through the facility, we came across something else I thought was pretty neat.  Mounted on the wall outside studio A is ‘the wall of inspiration.’  It’s a mural with Prince in the middle.  To his left are artists that inspired him, like Rufus and Chaka Khan, Earth Wind and Fire, Stevie Wonder, and James Brown, and to his right are artists that he’s inspired like The Revolution, Vanity 6, The Family, Sheila E, and NPG.  You can read more about it and see a few pictures of it here.

In studio A, we were given the opportunity to listen to a few clips of unreleased music.  Again, as I mentioned before, the clips are too short in my opinion.  Two things remain in my mind about this space; a random door about 14 feet up on the wall that leads into the studio in which we were standing (which was only one level), and oddly placed tapestries haphazardly attached to the walls with clear push pins.  When I pointed them out to my sister, she asked our guide about them, and he said something about Prince just liked to randomly hang things on the walls that he really liked.  I’m not a conspiracy theorist by any means, but it looked more like they were covering something up.  And although he probably didn’t mean it literally, I can’t imagine Prince, at four feet eleven inches, climbing up on a ladder and randomly hanging tapestries in a recording studio, with push pins you can find at any Staples or Office Depot.  But ironically, as I write this, I realize that’s exactly what it looked like.  Someone very short on a very tall ladder trying to hang something up really high.

One of my favorite rooms on the tour was the Purple Rain Room.  It’s a large, dimly lit space with a high ceiling, dedicated to the Purple Rain movie and soundtrack.  Dig if you will a picture (see what I did there) of the exterior and interior of the Purple Rain album, the flowers and the image of the face, turned into wallpaper and plastered all over a room.  A purple leather-bound copy of the script is located in this room, along with memorabilia from the movie to include a motorcycle, his white ruffle shirt and purple coat, his purple Yamaha piano (complete with scuff marks from his dancing), his Oscar (for best original score), and a guitar.

Purple Rain Room. Credit: Paisley Park NPG Records

There’s also a large screen overhead showing clips of music from the movie.  If anyone were to get emotional on the tour, I’d think this would be the place, especially when they play the Purple Rain clip.  If you’ll remember, the scene in the movie was emotional, and when other artists pay tribute to Prince they usually play Purple Rain.  Honestly I tear up a little just thinking about it.  However, this room is where I had a giggle fit.  Brian explained that the room was one of the few spaces specifically renovated for the tour.  He mentioned it had previously been a rehearsal space, and contained a basketball court as well.  When I heard that, I immediately thought about Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Story (from Chappelle’s Show) about Prince playing basketball in heels (and winning) and I could not stop giggling.  What makes the story even funnier is that it really is true, as confirmed by Micki Free (formerly of the music group Shalamar) in the beginning of this Youtube clip.  Despite his size, Prince was a beast on the basketball court, heels and all.

The backside of the Purple Rain Room empties into another space transformed specifically for the tour.  What was formerly Prince’s personal hair studio is now an exhibit dedicated to the movies Under the Cherry Moon and Graffiti Bridge.

The back half in black and white is dedicated to Under the Cherry Moon.  The front half features Graffiti Bridge memorabilia, including a motorcycle from Purple Rain that was painted and re purposed. Photo credit: Adam Bettcher/Getty Images

The Cherry Moon and Graffiti Bridge exhibit exits to a long hallway personally decorated by Prince.  It features pictures, some of which I’ve never seen before, and awards such as the MTV moon man, Grammys, AMAs, and Billboard, to name a few.

Google image from a Youtube video posted by ‘seand67.’

The next space we visited would become my favorite space of all.  The sound stage and concert hall.  The first thing I noticed when I walked into this dark area was a very large Prince symbol.  Mounted up high overhead, in a corner, it would light up with those chasing lights, flash a few times, then go dark momentarily before repeating the sequence.  It reminded me of something you’d see on the front of the Sign ‘o’ the Times album.

Sign ‘o’ the Times, released in 1987.

The space is humongous, and contained four stages full of more memorabilia.  Wrapped around the base of each stage are large Prince photos from every decade and era.  His sweet baby blue Rolls Royce is on display here, behind velvet ropes, as well as a purple Plymouth Prowler, which in my opinion can go back in the garage.  Any garage.  Seeing Prince on a huge screen hanging overhead, and hearing his voice and music bumping loudly throughout the space, I could easily imagine lots of parties taking place here.

Ironically it was in this same space where I had a few emotional moments.  The atmosphere is such that it makes you want to dance.  Until you remember that the person who made it all possible isn’t here anymore.  It all felt a little bitter-sweet to me.

And as we transitioned to a more personal area of the sound stage (the NPG Music Club), where he held intimate concerts for his friends and family, a feeling of sadness overcame me.  It’s easy for me to imagine how someone with so much, fame, money, material things, and lots of visible signs of accomplishment, could still feel incredibly lonely.  Like that old saying, money can’t buy happiness.  But he sure had enough of it to make one hell of a down payment though.  🙂

The NPG Music Club (New Power Generation). Photo credit: Billy Briggs

There’s mention of a cafe, and I did see a menu with some of Prince’s favorite foods (like mac and cheese) in the gift shop, but I must’ve missed the actual cafe.  I think it didn’t catch my eye because the seating area around it looked more like someone’s dimly lit living room than an eatery.  We did pass an empty counter with a drink cooler behind it though, so I’m sure it’s there somewhere.  I guess when I think of a cafe I think metal tables and chairs.

The tour ends at the gift shop (don’t they all), where there’s a wall dedicated to fan memorabilia that was left along the roadside after Prince’s death.  I love the fact that they cherish the things people took the time to leave in memory of him and didn’t trash it all.  It looks like a section of chain link fence with some very creative items attached, like hand decorated shoes, shirts, jewelry, and even license plates (LUVSXY).  Brian mentioned they occasionally rotate the items too, so it keeps the display fresh and everything gets a chance to be in the spotlight.

Let’s talk about the gift shop.  Pretty much everything that’s available on site is also available online, with the exception of a few items like specialty pins, necklaces, t-shirts and hoodies, and the infamous tomborocca, which apparently was pretty hard to find at one time.  The shop is small but adequate, and offers what I could call typical gift shop items; books, pins, key chains, necklaces, shirts, hats, scarves, jackets, and hoodies.  But, another gripe coming up in three, two, one…

The tamboracca, a hybrid between a tambourine and a pair of maracas.

Nothing has price tags.  The price lists are in these clear, letter sized plexiglass holders and you have to scan the list to find out how much anything is.  We were literally passing one around among a few of us.  And if one isn’t available, then people ask one of the two available sales associates what something costs.  Which slows down the line, in an already small space.  You don’t even need a pricing gun to fix this issue.  It would only take thirty minutes maximum to use the same printer that you used to print the price lists, to print actual signs and hang them above merchandise so people can see how much the items cost.  So if you plan to spend any time in the gift shop, allot yourself at least thirty minutes, and expect to hear a lot of “how much is this?

 

Velvet bag for key   chain.
Key chain.
Zipper pull.
Pins from the gift shop.

If you’ve hung in there with me so far, here are my final thoughts.

I enjoyed the tour overall.  The hour and forty minutes felt just right and there was a nice balance between tour guide narrative and time for everyone to explore each area or exhibit on their own.

When Paisley Park first opened, I felt a little torn as a Prince fan.  He was such a private person that it felt wrong, but he also had a huge ego which should’ve made it feel more ‘right.’  And I had to consider the fact that there was no will to be found, which left the family in a difficult position.

Did it open too soon?  Maybe.  Let’s use Elvis as an example.  Elvis had been gone for five years by the time Graceland opened.  Paisley Park opened six months after Prince passed.  But, you have to keep in mind there were property taxes to be paid, and somebody had to keep the lights on and maintain the building.  Judge if want, but would you rather it open to the public or watch the government seize the property and auction it off to the highest bidder?

I like the fact that the property is being managed by Graceland Holdings LLC now.  They have a lot of experience in preserving precious history, and seem to have brought some organization to the initial chaos.  As they continue to go through his belongings, they’ll be a better judge of what should be on display and for how long.  Even lights can take a toll on items on display so the pieces will need to be rotated in and out carefully.

Do I think this is what Prince would’ve wanted?  Yes.  Not like we were best buds or anything, but ultimately I think he would’ve wanted Paisley Park to become a museum.  I think he probably would’ve wanted to see it executed a little differently, but I think the property will get there eventually.

What I don’t want to see happen is his image plastered everywhere like Elvis’ was.  Can you imagine Prince bobble heads, or seeing his face a pair of underwear or floating inside a snow globe?  I hope the family manages to heavily restrict the rights to his image and likeness, so any items that may be manufactured maintain some tact, respect, and dignity.

Would I go back?  Yes.  I look forward to seeing the property mature and the new exhibits that will be created as they dig deeper into his personal belongings.  New exhibits will make for different experiences for repeat customers.  Whatever happens with the ongoing drama and legal battles, my hope is that he is truly resting in peace.  It’s weird but sometimes I honestly miss him like he was a member of my family.  And something tells me I’m not alone.

Forever a fan,

Angela

Minneapolis Trip Report

I had a great time in Minneapolis this weekend, and wanted to share a trip report for those of you that love to travel.  Or for those of you who just enjoy hearing about other people’s travels.  🙂

Thursday, October 19

We landed at Minneapolis terminal 2, which is probably one of the nicest, cleanest airports I’ve ever been to.  And I’ve been to a few, to include other countries.  It actually ranks number 7 in Travel and Leisure’s 2017 top 10 best domestic airports.

We picked up a rental car and headed over to the Mall of America, which is super close to the airport, to meet up with family and get something to eat.  No, I don’t have family there, it just so happened that our cousin was in town for work.  She lives in Texas, so my uncle and his wife helped her drive to save a little money.  This was a welcome and completely random surprise.

We ate at Bubba Gump’s Shrimp Company, which wasn’t a new experience for us, but it was convenient and the food is good for a chain restaurant.  We walked around the mall for a bit, a sort of preview before a full day of shopping scheduled for Saturday, and decided to experience Fly Over America.  If you’ve experienced Soarin’ at Disney, it’s a similar but better experience in my opinion.  You move more and fly over more locations, but the screen is slightly less crisp than Soarin’.

Fly over America filming locations.

On the topic of food

Because I experienced a death in my family a week prior to my trip, I was unable to complete my usual pre-trip research.  So, I was very disappointed to find out that Minneapolis is not a foodie town.  If you’re into college student cuisine like burgers, fries, and pizza, then the twin cities has you covered.  However, we did get lucky in that our hotel was a stone’s throw away from an authentic Chinese restaurant called The Tea House, and it was delicious.

Friday, October 20

We took a VIP tour of Paisley Park, which was cool.  You can read more about my experience here.

We also took a Segway tour which was really fun.  You can read more about that experience here.

The Palace Theatre

The Palace Theatre, St. Paul, MN.

We ended a very long and busy day by attending a Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue show.  Now I know some of you are asking ‘why the heck are you so obsessed with TSOA?’  And I should probably answer by sayin’ mind ya business, but I’ll take a minute to explain.  🙂

A.)  I love music.  I love live music even more.  And TSOA gives one of the best live shows I’ve ever seen, hands down.

B.)  They have a proven track record with me, so I know I’ll get my money’s worth.

C.)  I’ve never seen them perform the same set twice, and here’s why.  They’re real musicians, with real talent, who play real instruments.  Which means they can be spontaneous and not miss a beat.  One of the reasons they play so well together is they rehearse in the dark.  True story.

So back to you nosy people, here’s the method to my madness.  When TSOA go on tour, I check the locations.  If I see a city I’ve never been to that I may want to visit, I research the venue.  If I like the venue (I prefer smaller ones), and tickets are available, I’ll start researching and planning a vacation around that location.  So y’all can relax, I’m not stalking Trombone Shorty.  Those of you who know me know I do take other vacations that don’t revolve around TSOA shows.

The Opening Act

I have a story for you (don’t I always?).  Let me set the scene.  The Palace Theatre, located in St. Paul, is an old movie theatre that’s been transformed into a music venue by First Avenue.  Yes, the same First Avenue that Prince made famous in the movie Purple Rain.  The chairs have been removed from main floor to accommodate general admission crowds, but most of the original movie theatre seats remain on the balcony level.  Honestly, its a little rough around the edges, but to be fair, the building has been around since 1916.  Had it not been purchased by First Avenue, it probably would’ve been condemned.  And it’s clear they’re still in the process of rehabbing it.

Like I mentioned before, I wasn’t able to do my pre-trip research, so I wasn’t familiar with the opening act, Vintage Trouble.  This high energy, four-man band out of LA is fronted by a brother with a classic style and some old-school swagger.  I hate to confine artists to a particular genre (cause good music is good music), so I’ll just say their sound is infused with healthy doses of blues, rock, and gospel.  It turns out, it didn’t matter that I hadn’t done my homework, because I had the opportunity to become acquainted with the aforementioned brother in a sort of personal and rather awkward way.

Apparently, the lead singer, Ty Taylor, likes to get out into the crowd.  So there I am in the balcony, minding my business, in the front row of the center section, in an aisle seat.  Ty’s singing Run Like the River, which is a fast paced catchy tune, and suddenly he climbs over a speaker and jumps down into the crowd.  And a poor security guy quickly follows suit, looking surprised and quite frankly, a little panicked.  Clearly he hadn’t done his research either.  😊

Ty disappears beneath the balcony, where I can no longer see him, and, minutes later, he pops up in the corner of the balcony level.  Then suddenly he’s standing right next to me.  And although I’m enjoying the music, clapping my hands and tapping my feet, I’m sitting down.  Because I’d literally been on my feet all day, in a pair of Converse.  In case you’re unaware, Converse are not all-day-walking-and-on-your-feet kind of shoes.  And, we’d just finished our only meal of the day about ten minutes before walking into the show.  My point being, I was sitting down so I could try to conserve what little energy I had left for TSOA.

Back to Ty, who’s standing to my left, singing his behind off.  The security dude is behind him, sweating, and looking stressed.  And there I am, sitting down, looking off in the opposite direction because I’m blinded by the spotlight, and feeling uncomfortable because I’m not in show business.  I’m expecting him to sing a few verses and move on, but nooo.  He’s waiting for me to get up, which was I completely oblivious to because I’m feeling embarrassed as hell and trying to find my happy place as I wait for him to leave.

He starts motioning for me to get up, and in my tired mind, I’m thinking ‘like hell I’m getting up, I paid good money for this seat!’  I’ll give you a few minutes to finish laughing, especially those of you who know me, because I know you can probably imagine the look I had on my face.  🙂  If you’re reading this Ty, I hope you didn’t take it personal, we’d had a busy day and I was one tired chick.

I did finally got out of his way, and he stood in the middle of our row and sang for a minute.  Then he made his way back down to the lower level, and crowd surfed back to the stage.

I trolled the internet to see if anyone captured this super embarrassing moment and posted it on the internet for all of eternity, and I’m happy to say I couldn’t find it.  However I did find a clip of him crowd surfing, shot from the floor, and you can see me up in the balcony (still standing and clapping).

For you visual people, here’s a Youtube clip that’ll give you an example of Ty Taylor’s typical crowd antics.

Photo courtesy of www.vintagetrouble.com

Saturday, October 21

I mostly avoid touristy stuff when I’m on vacation, but I purposefully had Mall of America (MOA) on my radar.  I’d stopped there nearly twenty years ago on my way to Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota and always wanted to go back when I had more time to explore.

Photo courtesy of www.minneapolis.org

Let me preface what I’m about to say with I hate shopping.  I have to be in the mood, and the mood doesn’t strike often.  My sister, however, LOVES TO SHOP.  We spent nine hours in this place, exploring all four floors, and I actually enjoyed it.  So much so I had to buy another suit case just to bring everything home.  There were enough unique stores that made it worth our while, but even the chain stores carried merchandise that was different than we could get in Nashville.

 

Cute shirt from Altar’D State (www.altardstate.com).

Unlike shopping in Nashville at say Opry Mills, for example, the large crowds of people felt very manageable.  I never once felt like I wanted to throttle someone’s rude, unsupervised teen, or scream MOOOOOVE at a herd of people moving slower than dial-up internet access and blocking the entire walkway.

Here are a few fun facts about the MOA:

  • It has its own zip code (55425)
  • It has more than 500 stores, and I feel like we went into almost every one of them.
  • It also has an aquarium, a movie theatre, a wedding chapel, a comedy club, an amusement park with 27 rides, and an 18 hole putt putt golf course.
  • The only things that provide heat to the common areas (except for the entrances) are the skylights, light fixtures, and body heat from the shoppers.  Those things combined are so effective that they have to turn on the AC in the winter (in sub below temps) to keep the mall at a comfortable shopping temperature.
  • The average shopping spree for a tourist per trip is $162.  I can confirm that me and my sister spent much, much more than that.
  • Tax. Free. Shopping.  (*shoes and clothes only)

Overall I give Minneapolis two thumbs up.  If you plan to visit, I recommend going when it’s warm so you can really enjoy and appreciate all the green space they have to offer.  If you’re the outdoorsy type you’ll love it.  They have bike lanes and paths for waking and jogging, and the river runs right through the city.  We were fortunate that they were experiencing unseasonably warm weather, and with the leaves turning the city was absolutely beautiful.

Until the next trip,

Angela

Minneapolis Segway Magical History tour review

This is probably going to offend some Prince fans but I think this was the best part of my Minneapolis trip.  Although I’m typically against doing blatantly “touristy stuff,” I’ve wanted to do a Segway tour for years.  But, for one reason or another I haven’t been able to do so until now.  I have to give credit to my sister though, she came up with the idea, and I found the company and booked the tour.  Enter humanonastick.com and their Magical History Tour.

We were late for our 2:30pm tour because of the gift shop situation at Paisley Park, but the staff was extremely gracious and accommodating.  We signed in, picked out a helmet, watched a short safety video, then went outside to practice one on one with one of the employees.  Within a few minutes, she was satisfied we had the basics down and allowed us to join the rest of our tour group, who were going over even more safety training nearby.  If you’re afraid you won’t get the hang of it, I can assure you with this particular tour you’ll have plenty of time and opportunities to practice.  And for those who are wondering, the weight limit is 280 lbs. and the cost was $90+ tax.  All the guides are certified in Segway use, and the company is fully insured so we didn’t have to leave a security deposit.

The tour takes place along the riverfront and lasts about three hours.  During that time you’ll cover five to seven miles of terrain.  In my opinion it was plenty of time to eventually get comfortable with the device and have a little fun.  At the end of the tour there were more than a few adults making vroom vroom noises as they rode like the wind on these two-wheeled wonders.

The tour started with the origins of the Pillsbury company and the “flour wars” (Pillsbury versus Gold Medal).

Original Pillsbury flour mill.  It’s the brick building in the center with the red letters at the top.

Then we traveled over to the Stone Arch Bridge to learn about Saint Anthony’s Falls, lock, and dam.

Stone Arch Bridge
St. Anthony Falls, lock, and dam.

As a side note, the Stone Arch Bridge parallels the I-35 bridge.  Some of you may remember, the I-35 bridge is the bridge that collapsed during rush hour on August 1, 2007.  They even made a movie out of the events.  Unfortunately I didn’t get a picture, but I assure you it’s been rebuilt and is better than ever.

Next, we made a stop at Mill Ruins park, where we listened to more history and took a few pictures (which are taken by the guides throughout the tour and posted on their website).  We also watched someone almost bust his face doing exactly what we’d been warned several times not to do.  It may have been karma paying him back for him and his party talking through the entire history lesson (rude).

Look at the confidence…

Next, we stopped at the Mill City Museum for a break.  We had our choice of soft drinks or water, and fresh-baked cookies from the museum cafe.  The tour price includes the refreshments and a pass to the museum.  Had we not had other plans, I would’ve loved to visit it.

Mill City Museum
Mill City Museum

We continued up the bank of the river through the mill district as our guide pointed out items of interest like the Guthrie Theater, US Bank stadium, and the main post office.

We crossed the river and learned more about Boom and Nicollet Islands, the De La Salle High School, and the Hennepin Avenue bridge .

Downtown Minneapolis

The thing I loved about Minneapolis is they have so many parks and green spaces.  And, lucky for us, it was unseasonably warm, so it was a pleasant ride up and down the river.  I’m not a big history buff, however, this tour held my attention the entire time.  I’m ashamed to admit I don’t remember the names of all of our tour guides, but I think the head guide was named Mike.  They all did an awesome job and I’d recommend this to anyone if you’re in the area.

The leaders of the pack.  That’s the Guthrie Theater behind us, yet another place I would’ve loved to visit.  The architecture is amazing.

At the end of the tour, we received our free ticket to the Mill City Museum, along with a few other goodies, and an official license signed by the ‘owner’ of the company, Eileen Forward.  🙂

I’m legit!